Everyone at our house is sick. It's hard when we as parents are sick and the kids want to play. I don't where they get all that energy when they are just as sick (or worse) than we are. Luckily I am able to drink Emergen-C to boost up my immune system when I'm pregnant. I think Paul got is worse than me. He doesn't get much time to rest because he still has to go to work.
On a side note I am getting down to the last 6 weeks and things are going just fine. I went to the doctor today and things seem to be going just as they should. This boy is moving all over the place and I am hoping that he comes a little early. We'll see what happens. Until then here some little jokes about being pregnant that you can enjoy.
Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.
Q. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school.
Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.
Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.
Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A. So what's your question?
Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.
Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q. Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A. Yes, pregnancy.
Q. Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A. Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A. In your breasts.
Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
A. Yes, baby lips.
Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A. It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.
Q. What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A. When you see teeth marks.
Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college.
3 comments:
sorry you guys are so sick- that's no fun. those were really funny jokes. the worst part is that they are pretty much true.
Oh that's hilarious. SO true, so true. Good luck on the next 6 weeks.
Those are so cute and unfortunatelyu true. I am going to borrow them if that's okay. If it makes you feel any better, you are almost at the end and then it is just over.
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